Sir Clutterworth's Blog
Fiction. Mock bills, invented proceedings and correspondence from Sir Randybottom Clutterworth KC, who does not exist. Nothing here is a factual claim about any real person or body — Build UK's sourced material is in the Watchdog and the policy library.
A MODEST LEVY ON THE BRIGADIER
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TO: The Treasury, the Cabinet Office, and whoever is currently in charge of both FROM: Sir Randybottom Clutterworth KC DATE: 7th October 2026 SUBJECT: The Automation Levy, and a…
Read →PRE-BUDGET BRIEFING FOR THE SEVENTH PRIME MINISTER
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Seven Prime Ministers in ten years. I have owned dishwashers that lasted longer. Sir Randybottom Clutterworth KC writes to Number 10 ahead of the Budget on the 28th.
Read →Stockades for improper word usage
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I have spent the week observing the political conferences. I regret to inform you that the English language has sustained casualties.
Read →the-energy-transition
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Your grid-independent biscuit, sir. Baked using conventional, non-intermittent fossil energy in 2024, stored at room temperature, and completely unaffected by localized cloud…
Read →The Mandatory Competence Act
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PROPOSAL FOR THE PARLIAMENTARY MANDATORY COMPETENCE AND OPERATIONAL LICENSING ACT (2026)
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